SO THIS GUY WALKS INTO A BAR WHERE SOME FRIENDS ARE HAVING A GAY OLD TIME TELLIN’ JOKES AND WITHOUT GETTING ACQUAINTED THIS GUY STARTS BEIN’ A male reproductive organ AND PEOPLE WOULD FORGIVE HIM FOR BEIN’ A LITTLE SOCIALLY INEPT IF HE’D BACK OFF BUT HE ISN’T INTO THE WHOLE APOLOGIZING THING, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE GUY’S NAME IS?

NEITHER CAN I, HE ENJOYS THE ANONYMITY OF THE INTERNET! *LOL*

actually i’m just kidding his name is ****hole and everyone hates him

****hole was then locked in the back of the van for hours, until finally a man in a mask opened the man, grabbed the young boy, and threw him into a room full of other boys. ****hole couldn’t talk, as the man taped his mouth shut and slapped him

****hole was then tossed into a dumpster after being beaten repeatedly and left for dead

he only survived when a woman found him while dumpster diving

and to his luck, that woman was his mother, who nearly cried when she saw him

the tears were in sadness

So shortbus, I’m guessing ****hole and I could be friends?

IrascibleRedoubt Posted:

So shortbus, I’m guessing ****hole and I could be friends?

You’re both unlovable fabulous persons with no social skills

In fact, you’re very much alike in that way

so no

Yay! Don’t join any anal retentive clans!

Duh hey guys lets spade all the prices for Jimson Weed for every Frugality level because WE’RE A BUNCH OF GODDAMN LOSERS WHO CAN’T ACTUALLY ENJOY PLAYING A GAME. Log in to see images!

bumping ‘dis