Someone close this topic, fast.

Why close a perfectly valid topic

I MOAN AND ENGULF YOUR bumHOLE WITH MY LONG, SERPENTINE TONGUE, WHILE PINCHING YOUR NIPPLES WITH A STAPLER

Veer Posted:

i love this thread and I am rubbing my enormous, bloody male reproductive organ across is soothingly

ps it’s not my blood

pps it’s not menstrual

DON’T INTRUDE ON MY MAN, bumHOLE

I’LL KILL YOU

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

I CRY OUT IN ECSTASY AS I great times ALL OVER THE CARPET, COVERING IT IN A POOL SERENE POOL OF WHITE THAT SMELLS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE BACONATORS

I THRUST HARDER AS MY CLIMAX APPROACHES AND SCREAM YOUR NAME IN A HIGH SOPRANO

OH GOD

i beat the **** out of macks with my wang, giving him major head trauma which requires immediate medical attention, and the chief doctor on call is Dr. House so he will be fine

and then I beat the **** out of nana for ruining my ****ing carpet

I COVER YOUR bum IN MY IVORY WHITE SPERM

SPERM SO WHITE

YOU MIGHT SAY IT BELONGS ON AN IVORY TOWER

Macks Posted:

I THRUST HARDER AS MY CLIMAX APPROACHES AND SCREAM YOUR NAME IN A HIGH SOPRANO

MY VOICE RISES TO MEET YOURS AS MY male reproductive organ SWINGS LIKE A BELL BENEATH ME, MY great times SPRAYING ALL OVER THE FLOOR ONCE MORE

I LOVE YOU, NANA

LET’S NEVER PART AGAIN