Prankwarz
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Level 19 Troll
“Li'l Hellraiser”
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The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
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Level 10 Camwhore
Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.
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OMG i hav a prank story too!
this guy he was my x or something lol
anywayz i don’t remember what he did wrong
but i covered his lawn in ground beef and then wild animals came and they bit and scratched him and he spent five weeks in the hospital!
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Level 10 Camwhore
“Leave it to Cleavage”
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Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
lol dats 2 long 4 me plz sumarize
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Level 10 Troll
I HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL male reproductive organ!
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12yoIRL Posted:
Phlegmatic Posted:
I fantasized about raping my room mate for a prank but instead i just great times everywhere and licked it
lol dats 2 long 4 me plz sumarize
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Level 10 Troll
I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK
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Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
u try and u tyr but u can nevre stop posting gay thinsg
so stop tyring
plz
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Level 10 Troll
“Pain in the ASCII”
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Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
liar
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Level 10 Troll
I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK
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Sabre_Justice Posted:
Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
liar
normalyl i would just pots this
but it needs ot be mentioned that asabre_justiec is a fabulous person
so:
Log in to see images!
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Level 10 Troll
I HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL male reproductive organ!
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Schildkrote Posted:
Sabre_Justice Posted:
Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
liar
normalyl i would just pots this
but it needs ot be mentioned that asabre_justiec is a fabulous person
so:
Log in to see images!
Your both fabulous persons that need to die.
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Level 10 Troll
I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK
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naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted:
Schildkrote Posted:
Sabre_Justice Posted:
Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
liar
normalyl i would just pots this
but it needs ot be mentioned that asabre_justiec is a fabulous person
so:
Log in to see images!
I CELEBRATE HAUNAKAH
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Level 10 Troll
I HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL male reproductive organ!
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Schildkrote Posted:
naUgHti sChwARzenegGer Posted:
Schildkrote Posted:
Sabre_Justice Posted:
Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
liar
normalyl i would just pots this
but it needs ot be mentioned that asabre_justiec is a fabulous person
so:
Log in to see images!
I CELEBRATE HAUNAKAH BY CURBSTOMPING JEWS
Fixed.
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Level 13 Troll
Oooh look at me Im seasonal
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Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
pics or id ditid hapena
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Level 44 Troll
chica bonita
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“Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.”
I did many lols to this ending.
5/5 hermione’s
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Level 35 Troll
Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention
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hahahah
i take back what i said about posts being ****ty this is awesome
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fabulous personnum PI
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Level 7 Troll
BANNED
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Phlegmatic Posted:
The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.
So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.
That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.
About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.
Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.
IF THAT **** IS FOR REAL, ITS ****ING FUNNY
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Level 35 Troll
I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.
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ONE TIME I WOKE UP AND I HAD AIDS
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