Sabre_Justice Posted:

Phlegmatic Posted:

The other day, my roommate pulled a prank on me. It was a weak prank – he tried to set my homepage to what he was a shock site – good ol’ meatspin. Now, being a troll, I found absolutely nothing horrifying about it. However since he at least attempted, I was obligated to attempt a vengeance prank.

So here is what I did to him. I went to the store, got some corn flour, powdered sugar, clear syrup, condoms, and a little food coloring. I get back, hide the stuff I bought, and wait for the perfect moment.

That moment came when he left to get something to eat – such a perfect moment it was. After he left, I proceeded to mix up fake great times, messed up his freshly made bed, and then I drizzled the mix onto his bed. All over the blanket, his sheets, and on his pillow for good measure. Then, I proceeded to partially fill 2 or 3 of the condoms with the fake mixture, and laid them on his bed. Then I sat down, grab a magazine, and waited for him.

About 10 minutes later, he comes back – he’s done eating. He walks in the room, is about to sit on his bed, and he sees the mess I’ve made. The look on his face was priceless – he starts screaming ‘WHAT THE ****’. I sit there smiling.

Then, the master touch – with him watching my every move, I dab my finger into the fake great times mix, and lick my finger. The reaction is immediate – he spews out a flood of vomit – the food he just ate – all over the bed. So he’s now in the bathroom, vomiting still – he’s been there for 15 minutes, and he will not come out.

liar

normalyl i would just pots this

but it needs ot be mentioned that asabre_justiec is a fabulous person

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