Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Miss Misanthrope,

I thought I had seen the most disgusting things in the so-called “poetry” you young children write here, things about fornication and what-not; but you, young lady, have sunk to new lows. You must have very low self-esteem to want a young man to use a razor on your naughty bits. The angels in heaven are weeping for you, as is our Blessed Mother.

I will pray for you. In the meantime, please stop bruiting about your nasty poems.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

Dear Lucinda,

Pin and mount me like a butterfly.

Sincerely yours,

Mary Misanthrope.