Paraone Posted:

i like to do Bad Things.

Dear Paraone,

I bumure you, young man, that Satan is not “awesome,” but rather “awful.” He is the source of all the misery and suffering in the world. Do you want to suffer and be miserable? I doubt that you do, but that’s exactly what you will be once you’ve died and gone to Hell. When demons are clawing out your entrails and chewing away your genitals, you’ll regret this foolish decision to worship the Prince of Darkness.

For my part, I can only pray that no one reading your wretched words will follow you down the same path of evil.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood