The idea behind this contest was Hobart Bliggity’s awesome idea (which he stole from a somethingawful thread).

The contest is simple. You control the character (me) by making posts, and the story will unfold however you guys like.

I am changing it up bit. This will go more like Angry Hobo’s first person shooter paint game, except every so often I will announce “X BPs HAVE APPEARED” and the next person to post “TAKE BPs” without editing their post will win that amount.

This contest goes until the story ends, you’ll know when.

Be patient with me since the pics take awhile to make and I can only do so many actions at a time. Also, I have no ideas for the story yet, I’ll do it as I go along.

Anyway, let’s start shall we?

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I just woke up. It’s dark, I should turn on the light. (hint in url)

EDIT: I WILL PICK AND CHOOSE TO DO WHAT PEOPLE POST IF PEOPLE POST TO MUCH **** LIKE NOW

trolling bad ideas is encouraged.

EDIT: I AM EDITTING THE RULES TO KEEP THE GAME FUN. IF YOU ARE CONSTANTLY MAKING STUPID bum SUGGESTIONS OR POST ABOUT BP WHEN THEY HAVEN’T APPEARED, YOU ARE DQ’D

Thanks to a generous donation from Bauzer, this thread will be running for as long as I feel like painting.