Just look at what a crappy thread this is. There’s nothing interesting, nor humorous, nor entertaining about it. Where other threads excel amongst their peers — providing the user with well thought-out submitted content and meaningful exchanges between posters — this thread falls flat by comparison.

In essence gentlemen, it simply does not deliver. Were one to conduct an in depth analysis as to the sum of it’s components, I predict in all confidence these studies would conclude a comprisal of 100% FAIL. Thereby (most astonishingly) entailing a substance of raw FAIL in it’s purest, most undiluted form; i.e. a thread veritably full of FAIL. Bluntly stated, we’re talking about an amount of FAIL that would simply not be done justice were it described as anything less than EPIC.

Case in point: Surely by now you have noticed the complete lack of mammary glands this thread has to offer. Yet, it’s occupants thus far have made an an adamant and belligerent stance in their refusal to GTFO. Indeed, this will not suffice.

Furthermore, this thread was posted on a Sunday. This established — there is not one sun picture amongst it’s posts!

I need not inform you it is quite clearly and irrefutably TL;DR.

My fellow colleagues, I provided you only three small examples as to the nature of the FAIL stated; I shudder to think of the untold numbers that might be perpetually cataloged were one to take upon themselves so great an endeavor. I mean dude. Srsly.