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Not one did not whine

And flamebait was gay

while we sat in the forum

Bored, bored, all day

I sat there with Fran.

We sat there, we pair.

And I said “I’d post good,

But I’m too cool to care!”

Too tired too fap

And nothing to post

So we sat in the forum.

There reading empty quotes.

And all that was posted was

****!

****!

****!

****!

And we did not like it.

Not one little bit.

*BUMP*

And then

A thread went bump!

How that bump made us jump!

We looked!

Then we saw him; I could hardly believe!

We looked!

And we saw him!

The Steve in the Leaves!

And he said to us,

“Why do you sit there and grieve?”

“I know this is gay

And the forum is dull

But we can have

Lots of good fun that is lulz!”

“I know some good games we could play,”

Said the Steve.

“I know some new tricks,”

Said the Steve in the Leaves.

“A lot of good tricks.

I will show them to you sir.

Your mother

Will not mind ‘cuz I do her.”

Then Fran and I

Did not know how to react

Our mother was out

Sucking male reproductive organs for crack

But our trout said, “No! No!

Make that Steve go away!

Tell that Steve in the Leaves

You do NOT want to play.

You should not be here.

You should not do tricks

You should not be here

When mother sucks male reproductive organs!”

“Now! Now! Have no fear.

Have no fear!” said the Steve.

“My tricks are not bad,”

Said the Steve in the Leaves.

“Why, we can have

Lots of good fun, no doubt,

With a game that I call

UP-UP-UP the bum of a trout!”

“Take it out!” said the trout.

“This is no fun at all!

”Take it out!” said the trout.

“I do NOT like your balls!”

“Have no fear!” said the Steve.

“My balls are not bad.

Just close your eyes

Pretend I’m your dad.

With my male reproductive organ in one hand!

And a goatse on my leaves!

But that is not ALL I can do!”

Said the Steve…

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“Look at me!

Look at me now!” said the Steve.

“With a goatse and a pancakes

On the top of my Leaves!

I can hold TWO books!

I can hold up the trout!

And a little Shamwow!

Held up by a scout!

And look!

I can hop up and down on a Black!

But that is not all!

Oh, no.

That is not all…

“Look at me!

Look at me NOW!

It is fun to have fun

But you have to know how.