Seal-Clubbing Sam Posted:

Okay so, at present, we’ve found that Fema4KidzRap.noiz is the best audio file for straight offense/defense, right?

Seriously, it’s 8 better in both those stats than floyd, and it has an ego boost, a charisma boost, and other stuff on top of it.

Anyone considering making a “best files” thread to list the highest-statted bits that have been found?

Here’s a very quick rundown of what’s in the lead so far:

Dogreat timesent File: Billy Has 10 Mommies: A Child’s Guide to Understanding Polygamy.sdoc (+22 O/D/L/C, +280 Sex, +310 Ego)

Music File: fema4kidzrap.noiz (+38 O/D, +8 L, +9 C, +210 Ego)

Picture File: GNU logo collage.gawk (+11 O, +9 D, +9 C, +203 PP, pretty easy to find)

Video File: 20 hours of monks on fire.divy (+20 O, +13 F/C, +325 DB, +316 Ego)

Program File: RUSSIAN MAFIA HIGH QUALITY SOFTWARE.prog (+12 O, +7 L, +169 PP, +158 Ego) – alternately, Duke Nukem is similar but gives Defense instead of Offense, but who’d rather have that?