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King Krimson [Nothing To See Here]

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A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

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Bio:

Deep in the wild, untamed jungles of England lives the King Krimson. This elusive beast only emerges from hiding to attempt to write witty replies to inane forum topics. More often than not, it fails.

Location:

The Great British Empire, old chum.

Interests:

Not much, really.

Occupation:

Surfer of the internets.

King Krimson loves the following website(s):

  • WikiFur
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Troll
Level: 35
Cred: 100000000
Buildr Score: 10
Job Points: 80

Flamebate Statistics (View all of King Krimson's posts)
Posts made: 1381
Threads started: 27

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 1
Total Medals: 6

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King Krimson's Stall
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Gordon Frohman wrote this on 12/03/2008 12:19AM:

I didn’t know Chicago had a king!

Also, how do posted comme

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fine upstanding member of society wrote this on 11/08/2008 6:12PM:

fine upstanding member of society

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quangntenemy wrote this on 10/14/2008 7:16AM:

Hehe yeah I’m a pro Log in to see images!

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iRAWR wrote this on 09/28/2008 7:03PM:

NOW THAT YOU HAVE CALLED IT I MUST KILL YOU BEFORE YOU PROPHETIZE MY NEWEST, MOST DASTARDLY PLAN YET.

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iRAWR wrote this on 09/18/2008 10:34AM:

[quote]birdofprey Posted:

****bum, Goddam, tit-bum, ****-bum Goddam, bum-hole bastard, piece of ****, male reproductive organ, son-of-a-**** God forsaken filthy measly-bumed piece of ****ing **** Goddam horses bum. You’re not worth ****. You’re a no good, no account, God forsaken ****-bumed little bastard. Get your bum in there and lean over that Goddam bed, you’re going to get a licken. ****. ****er. Prick, ****er, Prick, Goddam ****er, Goddam prick, bumhole, prick, prick, ****er, ****er, ****er, ****er, **** you, you Goddam ****ing piece of garbage. Go to hell. **** you. Go to hell. Prick. ****er. GODDAMN YOU, you ****er. You worthless piece of ****. Goddam you, you worthless piece of **** of Goddam ****ing ****. **** you. Go straight ****ing to hell you Goddam ****ing son-of-a-****. God Damn You! God Damn You!!! God Damn You!!! You Goddam bumhole son-of-a- ****. God Damn You! How dare you, you bumhole bastard prick turd. You turd. You lying, mother ****ing stinking piece of ****ing ****. **** you, you lying sack of ****, yo

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TJF588 wrote this on 09/17/2008 9:35PM:

A toast, to scoops! *taps trophies*

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